The natives tell tales of a fourth Hanson brother...
find me on...
Today will be a circus x a debacle x a charade x a farce.
The men in power cannot allow the truth to stop privilege.
[the execution]
GUARD: Any last words?
THEM: Yes. If I'm killed your browser history will be posted on Facebook.
GUARD: You're free to go ...read more
[the execution]
GUARD: Any first words?
THEM: You mean LAST words?
GUARD: No. I'm trying to mix it up a little. ...read more
If I ever become a killer clown, I hope I'm stationed at the edge of the woods or under a bed, rather than in a sewer.
Anyone else already have their dinner order prepared for later today?
START-UPS: Hey, we've sucked the life out of a thing you really liked for 0.001% extra convenience!
I can't say “How's the trunk space?” without winking.
Life imitates art until art cries.
Hey people oblivious to the room, read it
WHERE WAS OBAMA DURING THE SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE OF 1906???
Finding new things to dislike is my porn.