Not me saying “see you tomorrow” to my colleagues back in march, lol no you won’t...
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(Credit @jamesmecca )
I gotta stop making fun of relationships. Every ad faithbook throws up is from PlentyOfFish, Tinder, zoosk, and the humane society.
I'VE BEEN TURNING MY HAND BACK AND FORTH LIKE IN “ALL THE SINGLE LADIES” ALL DAY AND I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE
Just cause I look good af! t
@jordynnjanai
CHUCK, #127
Bad Mantras
If I can transcend my ego, I will be amazingly cool.
I'm only as good as last night's ratings.
TV critics are your friends. Confide in them.
We're never gonna get nominated.
Breathe in fear, breathe out serenity.
I am love, I am stardust, I have a suspicious mole.
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Since nothing matters, time to start chasing waterfalls again.
“I’ve never understood the sun. I know solar panels very much. I’ve studied it better than most people and I still don’t know how the sun stays in the sky during the day or where it goes at night.”
~Klan Wizard, Donald Trump
