"I can do that, but i don't want too."
~Bart Simpson
~Bart Simpson
"I can do that, but i don't want too."
~Bart Simpson
1989:
[Batman voice]: “I'm Batman”
2022:
[Batman voice]: “I'm vengeance”
2055:
[Batman voice]: “I'm every woman”
2088:
[Batman voice]: “I'm a little teacup” ...read more
Saving all my good tweets for Twitter 2.
Sometimes I barely have enough energy to creep, let alone to keep it on the downlow.
Dear Spinderella ( @Spindeezy ),
I would love to ask you to cut it up one time, but I'm sure you get that a lot.
The thing that makes me happy is when summer is over soon. Because everything that makes me dizzy will soon end, too, such as tasks that accumulate and homework that must be completed. After the summer is over, autumn will surely come, where there will definitely be plenty of good food, beautiful color palettes and aesthetics, which of course makes me impatient to pour out that moment. The following are various ways to create neat moments in the fall! 1. Wool Socks Is there anything worse than wool socks? It’s time to look for some sweet socks and sweaters, surely
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diyandart
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My Halloween costume will be the BET Eminem video.
🎶Dream on, dream until your dreams come true*
*so, pretty much dream forever
“Then Kellyanne Conway unhinged her jaw so that she could readily swallow the animal whole, which she would digest over the coming weeks...”
“I apologize for interrupting, but that's one of my favorite books. Can I buy you a cup of coffee?”
- rewriting “Back That Azz Up”