Alli sson
Alli sson

THEM: So, how have you been?

ME: I've been doing just fine

THEM: That's good

ME: Gotta gotta be down. Because I
THEM: So, how have you been?

ME: I've been doing just fine

THEM: That's good

ME: Gotta gotta be down. Because I want it all.

THEM: What?

ME: It started out with a kiss

THEM: I can't stand you sometimes

ME: How did it end up like this?
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    [first day of new job]

    NEW BOSS: Allow me to introduce myself...

    ME: Are you a man of wealth and taste?

    NEW BOSS: What?

    ME: What? Never mind. Pleased to meet you. * whispering * Hope you guess my name.

    NEW BOSS: What?

    ME: What?



      February is done... It's March... That means St Valentine's Day is becoming Saint Patrick's Day, Easter, Palm Sunday, International Women'sFebruary is done... It's March... That means St Valentine's Day is becoming Saint Patrick's Day, Easter, Palm Sunday, International Women's Day, the first day of Spring is in there, Good Friday, I think Daylight Saving time might Passover... get it? There's even a World Kidney Day and a National Doctors' Day.... so if ya find the time, maybe... PLEASE! Take, your, Christmas, wreaths, DOWN! ...read more