A night so good, Sinatra's ghost appears and toasts you with a glass of Jack Daniels.
My weekend tuxedo has additional flask-shaped pockets. It is also waterproof.
If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships
not sure how i expect to have a nice summer bod when i have probably the worst eating habits in the world
Is she naked because you love her or do you love her because she's naked