THERAPIST: Are you sure all you want to talk about for the next hour is that the time period between Christmas and New Year's Eve should have a official name?

ME: I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

Sleeping with multiple people is not a flex, you're dirty.

@kayzywizzzy

8 rules of life:

1. Be adaptable.
2. Learn to say no.
3. Patience is a virtue.
4. Hard work always pays off.
5. Fail fast, fail early, fail often
6. Stay away from toxic people.
7. Giving is better than receiving.
8. Don’t let others opinions hold you back. ...read more

Fact: Men don't forgive cheating

@___shukrah

"Cristina Cawthorn isn't racist enough to be the next Lauren Boebert"

 ~Madison Cawthorn  

This the wind SpongeBob & Squidward delivered that pizza in..

@ttwinno

Sunlight, 8 hours of sleep, nutrient dense meals, and a safe relationship are underestimated mental health interventions.

@Theholisticpsyc

2016 - $750
2017 - $750
2020 - $0
No routine audit after his first 2 years in office.
Hey, remember that guy.. Al Capone?
What did he end up going away for?

I've got two sons in college and manage to pay every penny I owe the government. Heads need to roll.

@smc429 ...read more

I could see the Nazi Germany comparison making sense if we rounded up all of the dirty disease infested KKKristians and gassed the miserable fucks.

Even if u love them u gotta let the toxic people in ur life gooooo

RT @brinovoa : “Latinx” shut the fuck upx

* Phone rings *
Everyone chews their food quietly
"Home of the diabetic center of America"