ME: So, I've been contemplating my own mortality.

THERAPIST: Since the beginning of the pandemic?

ME: Since I was about five. ...read more

THERAPIST: And how does that make you feel?

ME: Is this a trick question?

Kanye could open a plantation and most of you would go work there if you could wear your Yeezys.

@AtheistsUnion

there is no place for religion in politics or healthcare

There is no scenic route when you're staring at your phone.

THEM: I am not satisfied with my current therapist.

ME: And how does that make you feel?

The job search continues. Turns out they wanted a “trained” therapist.

In a bizarre plot twist, avocados are fruits.

THERAPIST: Since this is our first session, why don't you tell me what brings you here.

ME (in full KISS makeup and costume): Seriously?

Sex was never meant to be casual.

@thesoleromero

Happy birthday to this cutie 🤎

@joccherr

Why did we stop trying to sneak into places with giant wooden horses?