thinking about how all these animals who've come back to the places they were pushed out of by humans/pollution during the quarantine will once again be pushed out once this is over. as a human race, i think we should all agree to just die out for their sake

pandora rings are on sale can someone fall in love with me quick

I might lose followers and catch flack for this but Jason Black disrespected TF out of Black Nurses last night 😕 I had so much respect for him too. That was a level of disrespect that was not called for

@nurse_luv081119

do not follow me if u gon disagree w me ✋🏾🙄

@JINKIESBTCH

THERAPIST: Did you ever consider that maybe the one you were trying to keep out... was yourself?

BORDER WALL: I guess I never really thought about it that way...

DOCTOR: Let me guess. You have some beauty in your eye again.

THE BEHOLDER: It's a real problem.

streets aren't for me i love being someone's baby

@VINETTRIA

THERAPIST: How has it been going with the snapping? Where you try to do the Thanos snap to make people disappear.

ME: Really good. * SNAP *

THERAPIST: Still here.

ME: Dammit.

MULTIPLE CHOICE:
Which of the following is the most different from the others?

A) A Ph.D. in Mathematical Biology
B) A Ph.D. in Theoretical Mathematics
C) A Ph.D. in Statistics
D) A large pepperoni pizza

Simon says, if you are alone on February 14th, make sure you're alone on the 15th when the IRS releases your taxes!

@AtheistsUnion

THERAPIST: You need to face your fear.

ME: Well my fear is facing things too much. So now what?

If you had Pacman Fever as a kid, can you still get it as an adult?