[Global pandemic]
Republicans: Abortion isn’t healthcare!
Us: So does that mean you’re at least ok with us having access to what you do consider healthcare?
Republicans: Lol no.
Don't forget to eat breakfast. It's the most important Instagram of the day.
If "Make America Great Again" was a psychotic, racist, flop -
Why would "Open Up America Again" be any different?
BEAST MODE: I just broke the handle off my frying pan by wiping it with a sponge.
I don't always fall asleep with candles going...
...but when I do it's something tropical.
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on together with a shortA frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times that her husband finally asks "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s" she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God. I thought you were sitting on the cat!
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Blathering idiots gon’ blather idiotically.
Franklin Graham, because when I need spiritual guidance I turn to the homophobic demagogue who would have you believe that a thrice-married serial-philandering imbecile who mocks the weak and bullies the helpless and is every deadly sin personified was sent by God to lead America
Let's prayerfully consider this & act accordingly...
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JAY PRETLI: HE gave Midas the touch.
PSA: If you go to McDonald's and ask for "No Sauce" this results in; No butter, no cheese, no bacon and no egg. Not to worry, you still get the bagel. Just scrape away the sauce.
#McDonalds
We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path of life.