JAY PRETLI: Among his infinite capabilities, is the discipline to notice a camera pointed directly at him, without throwing up gang signs.
NOT NOW, DUMB-ASS!!
WE'RE ON THE PLANE!!!
JAY PRETLI: the MINORS buy HIM cigarettes.
JAY PRETLI: His appraisal value is so high, it's not a number, it's a sound.
My origin story involves a radioactive couch.
Never give up, not because you still have tomorrow to try, but because you may not have tomorrow to try.
JAY PRETLI: Elephants rely on HIM to remember things.
JAY PRETLI: He's that shelved project that your government doesn't want you to know about
JAY PRETLI: He only laughs numerically.
Sunday Reflection: It could be a fragrance, an expression on the face of a perfect stranger, a song, or an unrealized dream of theirs that lives on in me approaching.... I see them...feel their love wash over me in that second. And I know true love never dies. I am strong because I have been loved deeply... fully....freely...fiercely. So that all that should have destroyed me in this life was conquered by the love within me. Thank you mom and dad. ...read more
I guess the government should stop inciting violence. #PoliceLivesDoNotMatter twitter