Y'all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity 🤭✅
@Jayy_wealth
With Nancy Reagan's throat trending, I'm still gonna bet Michael Reagan won't unblock me.
Day full of inside jokes tomorrow. Sorry and shit.
RT @DarkMatter2525 : "haha stay home if you're so scared of covid! haha chickenshit coward."
"I'm not scared. I got vaccinated. You?"
"Fuuuu…
I just woke up to find out, I’m dating Pete Davidson…
RT @DarkMatter2525 : People will see one tweet from you and then use their imagination to invent your entire persona and then they'll argue…
People will see one tweet from you and then use their imagination to invent your entire persona and then they'll argue against the person their mind just created.
@DarkMatter2525
The only thing that surprises me anymore, is that the planet hasn't started rotating in the opposite direction
The only thing that surprises me anymore, is that the planet hasn't started rotating in the opposite direction
Jesus told people to leave their homes, families, give away everything, and live off the good will of others. Why does that sound nothing like modern conservative Christians? How do they reconcile their religion with their politics?
@DarkMatter2525
Sambos are out in full force this morning. I think their jesus came back. Must've ran out of money.
Chick-fil-a was a Salvation Army supporter.
Who the hell gives money to the Salvation Army?
Change your name to ChiKKK-fil-a