I will be been humming the intro-- AND ONLY THE INTRO-- to "Eye of the Tiger" until the person next to me goes mad.

Infinitely smaller cargo shorts in each cargo short pocket...

Yom Kippur?

I hardly even Yom know her.

READ THIS LIKE I'M WHISPERING

Whatever the deal was you made with the devil, I'll double it.

ME: I have trouble opening up

THERAPIST: Don't worry this is a safe place. Side note, there's a black mamba loose somewhere in this office.

Way to really earn your mutes and blocks, you guys!