The Scooby Doo theme, played slowly and hauntingly on the piano, and sung by Fiona Apple.

A guy with long hair and a long mustache was holding up our crowded elevator. I said, “Hey d'Artagnan, is this your floor?” Everyone rightfully laughed.

I AM A FUCKING DELIGHT

Finally saw “It.” Now I'm even more terrified of balloons.

Whatever it is, let it bother you.

You people will literally put anything in any hole.

The more people try to impress you, the more they fail.

The White House knows what they're doing.

If you are going to become a meme, please, wear a readily identifiable piece of clothing in a solid color. The internet thanks you.

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The “you sicken me” is implied.

I like that one comedy where there's a series of wacky mix-ups.