Did you ever go through movies you purchased online and think, “Wow. For some reason I own ‘Maid in Manhattan.'”?
Hoping video games don't mass murder anyone today.
No one will ever know why I have a Google alert for “fish with human teeth,” mostly me
Spent waaaayy to much time with them this summer @ashleyanderrson
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I cannot stand bringing good people together, but here we are.
I'm on a carpool lane to heck.
You brushed your teeth on a Sunday? Well excuse me, Your Majesty.
Please thank healthcare workers AGAIN
Petition for winter to come back @ashleyanderrson
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You are the annoying draft beneath the wind beneath my wings.