Get my obscure references to “L.A. Confidential,” or get the hell out.
Feel cute today. Might gather a multinational team of experts to pull of the biggest heist the world has ever seen.
Thanks for sharing the cigarette, guy walking in front of me. Siked to get emphysema!
Some of my failed 80s and 90s bands:
Color Me Goodd
Duran. Just Duran.
Mr. Twisted Sister Mister
Rage with the Machine
Men II Seniorz
Depressed Mode
Guns 'N Sensible Laws
Huey Newis and the Lous
A-Hahahahahahahaha
Oates & Oates
HAM!
Wind & Fire
Alice in Chaps
Nine cm Nails ...read more
His tweets are just meh now. I feel like it's getting to the end game.
Opening a restaurant called “Thoughts And Prayers.” You will always leave hungry.
THEM: You need to get out of your comfort zone.
ME: But it’s so comfy...
I actually had good honeydew this AM and now I'm questioning everything.
I have never successfully used “finna”
Your tweets are protected. But is your heart?
Back in Black, but kind of a light gray.