Fine, I'll be the musical guest on SNL this week.

Remember:

1. Things WILL get better
and
2. Never believe anything you read on social media ...read more

“Back to the Future” was highly unrealistic. It needed to be said.

Some people, you just want to autocorrect their stupid faces.

What tv show or movie do you wish you never saw so you could watch it fresh for the first time?

Working from home wreaks havoc on the tip jar.

Stupid history with all of its useful lessons...

I once went an entire day talking like the guy from the Pet Shop Boys in “West End Girls.” It was hard to stop.

Hey behind-the-scenes footage, maybe focus on in front of the scenes.

Girls named Ellen always have mints.

“Let's Split A Basket Of Fries: The Movie”

I'm the same in the streets as I am between the sheets, because I believe that people appreciate knowing what they're getting into and consistency.