In my improv group, we shout out random situations at the audience and see what they come up with.

While I cannot share all of my plans, I would not rule out saying “fuck ” at some point this afternoon.

Sharknado taught us strength.
Sharknado 2 taught us pride.
Sharknado 3 taught us wisdom.
Sharknado 4 taught us hope.
Sharknado 5 taught us humility.

#Sharknado6 taught us to love.

Thank you @SharknadoSYFY @SYFY ...read more

Everything has been said before, especially pointing out that everything has been said before.

The "erasing history" argument only works if you're trying not to repeat a horrible period

Not if you want to remember "the good old days"

Stop calling things from a few weeks ago "iconic"

JUDGE: I find the defendant guilty.

PAINTING: I was framed!