Always give it your minimal effort you can get away with while still seemingly trying.
Always give it your minimal effort you can get away with while still seemingly trying.
It would explain a lot if either I was a ghost, or all of you were ghosts.
I wish life would imitate something other than art for a change.
Shoutout to whoever invented all of the words. Except for “shoutout.”
Please turn up your sexiness to make the world a better place.
I mean, what's next, pumpkin spice flavored coffee?
If you bring home the bacon, I honestly don't care if you fry it up in a pan. It's not like frying bacon is all that complicated.
How to flirt:
Leave everyone alone.
Notice that the solution is always some wacky conspiracy theory and not “Let's stop committing crimes.”
What's that? A tv series that makes me feel even worse? Sign me up!
Still feel bad for all the dogs stuck working from home.
Honey I Vaped The Kids