THEM: What have you been up to?
ME: You know, the usual. Just blessing the rains.
THEM: Down in Africa?
ME: Of course down in Africa. ...read more
THEM: What have you been up to?
ME: You know, the usual. Just blessing the rains.
THEM: Down in Africa?
ME: Of course down in Africa. ...read more
Life is as easy as 1, 2, (2/3 (x^2+4)^(1/2) (x^2-9)^((-2)/3)-x(x^2-9)^(1/3) (x^2+4)^((-1)2)) (x^2+4).
Among this landfill of gloom, I find glimmers of comfort seeing you here.
If someone says "You have beautiful teeth," what they are really saying is "Given the chance, I'd like to pull those out one by one to add to my collection."
You aren't going to join me doing the hand gestures to the chorus of Prince's "I Would Die 4 U"?
Please collect your things and go.
Best deal I ever made was this guy became my bodyguard and all I had to do was pretend to be his long lost pal.
Switch to the friends and family plan, that way, I never have to call anyone.
PLEASE LEAVE ICONIC MOVIES ALONE AND SUPPORT NEW IDEAS INSTEAD THANK YOU
No matter the occasion, instead of handing me a greeting card, please just jam your thumb in my eye.