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Wine/spirits
@barrioslashes
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🧃
Wine/spirits
@barrioslashes
🇨🇱/🇸🇪
Every rant portends a storm coming...
Hey guys, I just invented the word “shockprising” for when something is both shocking and surprising.
I like the things I say. The things other people say? Less so.
Guess this makes Kid Rock Moses? But he parts his thinning hair instead of the Red Sea.
Gee, I hope recognizing the painfully obvious didn't get in the way of your wishful thinking.
Having someone at “hello” isn't what it used to be.
Holla if you're doing ok
Some upcoming "Fire and Fury" combos
- battling monster trucks
- twin exotic dancers
- Taco Bell's next repackaging of same 5 ingredients
ME: Your work will stand the test of tim.
ARTIST: You mean time.
ME: No. Tim?
TIM: Yes? Ooooh. I like that painting.
Guilty until proven super ultra mega platinum guilty.
A helpful guide to the “hits”
“Fake news”= “Stairway to Heaven”
“Drain the swamp”= “Freebird”
“Crooked media”= “Hotel California”