A problem with having a big snake in your pants is when you yell out, "HEY EVERYBODY COME CHECK OUT THE BIG SNAKE IN MY PANTS!", for whatever reason people's minds drift into the sexual realm and assume that I'm speaking of - and looking for a conversation about my dick. This triggers eye rolls, corny comments and juvenile jokes.
These jokes can cause laughter, in return causing emotionally physical movements ie: shutters, shakes, bending over, ground rolls and a "hand-full" of other involuntary/over exaggerated responses. These reactions can often be conveyed as excitement, aggression, sarcasm and bladder malfunctions when in fact it's fear, nervousness... or just simply wanting to AVOID a conversation about your actual dick which is exactly what you're going to end up doing if you make a wrong move with that big snake in your pants.

PLEASE! If some one you know happens to scream out, "HEY EVERYBODY COME CHECK OUT THE BIG SNAKE IN MY PANTS!" Give it a glance, they might actually be saying, "A serpent just went up my pant leg and I don't have the balls to protect my balls."

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