Morning Routine:

1. Wake up (jk, I never slept!).
2. Stretch.
3. Read list of Ron Swanson quotes.
4. Brood.
5. Shave (not my body, someone else's).
6. Brush selected teeth.
7. Shower away my sins.
8. Coffee.
9. Seethe.
10. Seize the day, but only after obtaining consent. ...read more