It is a rivalry as old as time, fiercer than the cat and mouse, crueler than the tortoise and the hare - and more sour than Pepsi against Coca Cola.

Dog versus Lemon.

Hey. Are you guys having a hard workday? Is everything that comes out of your co-worker's mouth pissing you off? Are you fantasizing about your warm, fluffy bed at home? If you answered "yes" to one or more of those questions, you, my friend, are in…