Go ahead and tell them I said you could take the rest of the day off. Lord knows you've earned it.
Couples Halloween Costume Ideas:
- Anxiety and Depression
- Bitterness and Dashed Dream
- Bill Murray (both)
- Two Idiots ...read more
If I distracted even one person from that debate, then I've done my job (for which I do not get paid).
Never go full Nixon.
Can you imagine a random thought popping into your head and NOT sharing it with strangers on the internet?
Fuck it. I'm chasing waterfalls.
Let's see how long these bitches stay brave.
You know who likes to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood?
Some folks. Some folks do.
Anti-vaxxers are literally enemies of everyone and should be treated accordingly.
I lost my real estate license because I would light a torch, hold up a cross, and yell "SHOW YOURSELF!" every time I would take them into a new home.
The “fixed it for you” reply is one of the most obnoxious, in a world of obnoxious replies.