Every day we get to check the “People are still trash” box
Overrated: Soulmates.
Underrated: That person you stopped nodding hello to
I hope Dancing With the Stars goes down in flames. No absolution for anyone who assisted in the damage we will never fully recover from.
Since the candidate did not check every one of the 10,000 boxes of my special interests, I will refrain from voting. Better to doom us all than compromise my deep commitment to salt reclamation.
My fantasy is to never ever ever ever think about the next president.
Of course you should “reach across the aisle”! It always works, and never backfired horribly!
It's hard to be positive when being realistic is so negative.
Movies had me thinking that I'd be in a lot more situations where I'd be telling some bad dude who wanted to fight me to “Go for it.”
You could power the sun just by tapping the energy of my hate of trivial things right now.
It's insane that the “control women AND put kids in harms way” platform is viable, but here we are.
The “who can reply” feature is needed on retweets badly
What if we let DeSantis randomly punch a few middle schoolers? To get it out of his system? Then maybe he'll leave the rest of the kids alone.