find me on...
Drunk me tolerates all kinds of shenanigans.
I'm the designated driver tomorrow night. What time should I pick you all up?
The guy in front of me in line was wearing a top hat.
Do I win something?
THEM: I had a dream...
ME: Was it an awesome dream?
THEM: What?
ME: What? ...read more
How much sexual assault does $32 million buy these days?
Just the fact that you're reading this is a good reason to NEVER trust your instincts.
okay i’ll shut up about the beach now :)
@aw @kaitlyroths @sofiaamilliner
diesel #iykyk
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“these are goin on the christmas card” -shan
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@kaitlys_photography @sofiaamilliner ...read more
i don’t eat bacon anymore lol
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