Imagine growing up to see TikToks of your mum dancing next to you while you were fighting for your life twitter
Maybe we should have elected that pants suit lady.
Someone was whistling "Let it Go," so I tackled them and held them down until the paramedics arrived.
I'll spread positive vibes... IN HELL!
I'm down to zero secret Chinese bank accounts.
Name fifty reasons you think I'm too demanding.
They say Rudy Giuliani only uses 10% of his misinformation
Every pic of two animals “becoming friends” is really just two animals trying to figure out if they could eat the other one.
There should be a Constitutional Amendment protecting everyone's right to great music.
Most of my encouragement ends in tears.
I spend a lot of time staring at people wondering why they aren't different, better people.
I already know what I'm not getting you for your birthday.