I always love being single, but I still wanna be the background on someones phone.
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Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas day so both cashiers can be with their families.
Some nations that supported cannabis removal from list of dangerous drugs:
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Some that voted against:
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#BREAKING !!: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire At NAS Pensacola in Florida; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
UK: Tequila bar in England registers as church so it can open under COVID rules
Whenever life gets me down, I just try to remember, tomorrow I'll be one day closer to having a ponytail.
2020 is the year we discovered just how monumentally important muting is during video calls.
BREAKING: @GOP leaders are proposing that @realDonaldTrump not pardon a whole turkey this Thanksgiving, just the white meat.
Trump: You weren’t even worried about me when you thought I had a heart attack. You were probably happy about it.
Melania: Oh darling that’s not Trudeau... I mean true... that’s not true.
Giuliani had his best day in court yet, cross-examining a vending machine.
Cannot think of a single day in my life that would have been improved by murdering an elephant.