"Do you know how many times we've cleared Venus to LAND?"
 ~A Detroit Air Traffic Controller  

Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

#FakeArea51Facts
They only have one store there. Forever 51.

It's about time I finally got to see Uranus.

“Twinkle, twinkle LITTLE star? LITTLE star??? I'm 2,000 solar radii, you punk little shit.”

MCU Phase 4 Avengers:

- Picasso
- Angela Basset
- Jesus ...read more

“I definitely lost a step.”

- Optimus Past His Prime

It's a pretty mixed up world when a guy can't wear a Boba Fett helmet to an art museum.

SCIENCE: If you don't make simple changes RIGHT NOW, the Earth will not be able to support life in a few decades.

HUMANS: Pass. We're kinda dicks when it comes to this stuff.

#FakeArea51Facts The doormat says “E.T, Go Home”

<wonders why no one is around, looks up at “AREA 52” sign>

ME: God. Dammit.

I expected to get a lot more holograms of princesses delivered via droids by now