No fatalities from an accidental discharge of a firearm at a NY mall.

However, the NRA has issued a statement assuring that there could have been if the gun owner wanted to open fire, and all 2nd Amendment rights have been preserved.

So, “Kraken” just means some nutjob who is utterly and painfully bad at their job and can't spell?

Conspiracy is not a theory, it's a crime.

every member of the Trump administration should now be considered a flight risk

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It must be so annoying when someone is doing copycat murders, and then someone else copies them.

THERAPIST: Think of this as a safe place.

ME: Good. I'll be hiding out here until the heat from a jewel heist blows over.

Once threw a party in the county jail. Those guys did not appreciate an ABBA-themed party at all.

CHIEF: You're a disgrace to the force. Turn in your badge and gun.

ME: Oh, I lost those weeks ago. Been using my gym ID and a supersoaker.

It's just another way to say telling the truth is wrong. Criminals.

“Flipping” is the stupidest term and concept. It makes it seem like a criminal is abandoning their (non-existent) honor and doing something morally wrong.

Bullshit. It is a criminal- CRIMINAL- finally telling the truth to get a reduced punishment. That's all.

When you commit a lot of crimes, you get very excited when there are still some no one has been convicted of yet.