“Hey! Why did you block me?”

- people who get blocked I guess

Candy corn is made from human teeth pulled from cadavers. Which explains a lot.

Convinced my parents not to vote, so that battle is over.

Every single person driving around a cul de sac is lost.

STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE TIKTOKERS

Top Four Favorite Beatles:

1. John
2. Paul
3. George
4. Pete

Even my typos are clever.

Remember to always comment on anything posted on the internet. That's what it's there for.

Stupid time space continuum...

“His and hers” anything are irreparably stupid and annoying.

You're telling me a squid plays this game?

Everyone at a fake job interview has a blank notepad.