I can't get the the Bonnie Raitt song "Something To Talk About" out of my head, and now you can't either.

If my last name was “Christian,” I would name my daughter “Sister”

"... so I stop the landspeeder and there are two droids in the back. They fit the description perfectly. And I let them go. It was bizarre. Anyway, I think this group will really help me come to grips with it."

- first day at These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For Anonymous ...read more

Are you saying that the guy who ran a scam university and a scam charity and a scam magazine and a scam airline and sold scam mortgages and scam steaks and scam vodka and scam fucking water just got fined millions for running a scam foundation? fuck me, I did Nazi that one coming. ...read more

If you use a word I have to look up, we will part as enemies, although I will have a begrudging respect for you.

There is no greater insult than waking someone up AFTER you go-go when they specifically asked you to wake them up BEFORE you go-go.

Don't wake me up before you go-go, I'm exhausted. Wake me up after, I want to hear all about your go-going.

You know who gave good face?

Rita Hayworth.

I already lost interest at around character 137.