Be glad your teeth don't grow hair and you don't have to shave your teeth.

Drinking game:

Drink every time

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Why did no one say anything after that batshit crazy epilogue to the Michael Jackson “The Way You Make Me Feel” video?

A car smashing, dick grabbing cuckoo fest.

The Nine Most Influential Single-Digit Numbers

Based on my movie knowledge, old karate masters basically hit you with a bamboo staff and yell “Again!”

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