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Turns out that my best friend is actually a car warranty robocall 😞
Cannot wait to start dropping it like it's hot again.
I spend so much energy trying not to spontaneously combust… it's exhausting
Success is just failure that works.
“We're possessed. And no one likes us.”
- Children of the Candy Corn
As soon as someone says “First of all” run away.
Secret In-N-Out menu!
“Rusty Nail”- burger with tetanus
“Scarface Burger”- burger stuffed with a kilo of cocaine
“Fries Texas Style”- fries that take control of a woman's body
Other than for hanging on by, not sure what threads are good for.
A movie about a sea captain who never wears underwear called “Master and Commando”
Animal Fun Fact:
Jelly “fish” are actually birds
People in stone houses can throw all of the glass they want.