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Emory ‘24
Jeremiah 29:11🤍
Found Waldo, that sneaky piece of shit.
Any sports reporter who doesn't use the word “impactful” at least once per broadcast gets a formal reprimand.
Very upbeat since finding out that a positive attitude never helped anyone.
Hey you kids with your tattoos and iPods, you know what's really cool? Good posture.
I pitched a movie where something good happens. It was rejected as requiring too much of a suspension of disbelief.
If your religion forbids you from getting vaccinated, switch to a healthier religion.