Sorry guys, didn't know this was “No Sarcasm Monday.”
Today, try finding out BEFORE fucking around.
Pre-social media: I assume some people are freaks.
Post-social media: I really had no idea the level of freakiness.
Enjoy your ivermectin.
To spite us, horses are taking COVID vaccines to treat worms.
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were America's royal couple for 6 years, and you people didn't even know they were dating
Way more people should be pandering to me.
Imagine a world where we COULD have nice things...
They should have put “cannot be a twisted sociopath” in the Constitution.
Shouldn't the White House pay for itself?
How about trips for the president's dopey, corrupt family to kill exotic animals?
Let's not start on golf trips for that sloppy failure pile. ...read more
People who say “spoiler alert” AFTER they spoiled it can't be helped.
I wonder if making a decision that puts your child in grave danger impinges on your child's freedom…
It's like you've forgotten all of the lessons Fonzie taught us.