📚 Estudando programação e Design de interfaces
👧🏼🤰🏼 Mãe da Helena e do Leo
📚 Estudando programação e Design de interfaces
👧🏼🤰🏼 Mãe da Helena e do Leo
Why do people in glass houses even have stones?
On my new diet, I can only eat organic things, like clouds, or anger.
I would never put a song in your head this early, but BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK
“Everything” bagel? No bagel can be everything to everyone. Stop putting so much pressure on your carbs.
People who plan things during the day have no respect for wasting time.
How to write a book about our current politics:
1. Write a few paragraphs about anything happening.
2. Write "This, too, was a lie."
3. Repeat for several chapters
4. Boom: you wrote a book ...read more
“If you do not elect me, America will be as horrible as it is because you elected me”?
Call me when they get to “Spider-Man: Home Slice”
I really thought that most of my adult problems would involve static cling.
Of course I know Madonna is a badass and legend. This couldn't be helped.
Everyone has that one friend who is probably an alien. If you don't, then you should return to your mother ship.