To all the people who write “I'm not crying, you're crying”:
I'm not crying.
THEM: Let me tell you a little bit about myself.
ME: I know your name. You mean there's MORE?!?
Rarely does an interaction with someone end with me thinking "I guess I was wrong about people."
It's important to recognize that your friends are kind of idiots, but at least they're not very helpful when you need advice.
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." ~William Gibson, Neuromancer.