This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.

These weapons formed against me prosperin a lil bit

Wanna impress me? Pay attention. Study me like I study you.

Brazilian President Bolsonaro fires health minister over disagreements on handling CV

funny how the people who were pissed about obama being president because trump said he was born in africa, are now completely fine with congress being led by a guy who was literally born in Africa

What I learned in 2024;

Do you support Obamacare?
Yes: 30%
No: 70%

Do you support the Affordable Care Act?
Yes: 70%
No: 30%

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these comments are racist, sexist, misogynist at the same time facebook

If the grease ain’t running down your elbows when you bite the taco it means yo shxt ain’t bussin

in a hitler vs mussolini election i would organize terrorist cells

Cool Devil's Night Prank: instead of egging your house, I'm gonna egg my own house and say that you did it.

#23TerrifyingTrueTalesOfPeopleMessingAroundWithOuijaBoards
23. June 24, 1987
My GF told me this story about an experience she had with a ouija board while in high school sometime in 1986. She had a friend named Johnny who was suffering from CF or some other debilitating illness, who had recently been hospitalized as a result. Both she and her friend Shelly visited Johnny regularly in the hopes of keeping his spirits up and for a quick recovery. One night after visiting Johnny, they were at Shelly’s when they decided to try out a ouija board. After a while, they started communicating with a spirit who seemed to know a lot about them that it really shouldn’t. After some banal questions about boys and general questions one would expect teenaged girls to ask, my GF decided to ask about Johnny and his condition. The board quickly spelled out “June 24 1987 Johnny won’t have to worry anymore” and went to “goodbye”. My GF and Shelly were so convinced that board was giving them a date for recovery that they actually wrote the message down and sealed it in an envelope. The following year on June 24, it turned out that Johnny indeed no longer needed to worry about his condition.
It was the day he died.
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