[parking garage meeting]

LIFE: Let's see the money.

ME: <opens briefcase> Now let me see the lemons.

LIFE:[parking garage meeting]

LIFE: Let's see the money.

ME: <opens briefcase> Now let me see the lemons.

LIFE: <opens briefcase>

[we exchange]

LIFE: Do you mind if I ask what you're going to do with those?

ME: How about you mind your goddamn business. ...read more

“This echo reminds me of” replies are passive aggressive accusations that it's not original enough. No one is getting paid for this. Keep it to yourself, no one is interested in what their echo reminds you of.

If you're out Black Friday shopping, please remember to be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before recording any fights.
Thank you.

My excuse for not agreeing to be Time Magazine “Man (Person) of the Year,” which I was TOTALLY going to be, is that I have a thing that day.

Echo this echo with your excuse.

“Disappointed but not surprised” has literally been a whole mood all of 2019

Just yelled “DEBATE ME YOU COWARD!” into the drive-thru speaker.

These people just believe anything that sounds conspiratorial enough. They don’t care about facts or evidence. They don’t have anyThese people just believe anything that sounds conspiratorial enough. They don’t care about facts or evidence. They don’t have any respect for science. They value trolling over truth. Just because a belief is unpopular doesn’t mean it’s legitimate. Just because people shun you doesn’t mean they don’t have a point. Just because you say you’re a critical thinker doesn’t make it so. Just because something goes viral doesn’t mean people are on your side.
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For every Christmas tree lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer

Figure she "Duced" him the same way...

The letter “A” is just a sharpened pencil twitter

"There is an ancient Indian saying that something lives only as long as the last person who remembers it. My people have come to trust"There is an ancient Indian saying that something lives only as long as the last person who remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable while history serves only those who seek to control it, those who douse the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth. Beware these men for they are dangerous themselves and unwise. Their false history is written in the blood of those who might remember and of those who seek the truth."

 ~Floyd Red Crow Westerman   ...read more

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They can't even make their settings page work properly. Everything is so half-ass. I guess your love for Meta is aInstagram Bio
They can't even make their settings page work properly. Everything is so half-ass. I guess your love for Meta is a reflection of self...

I'm locked out of the art and business accounts because I "don't have" a facial recognition scan. This is a backup. This is not a return to faithbook/instagram. ...read more